Please Keep Your Distance Unless You're A Dog Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Please keep your distance. Unless you're a dog. Then approach immediately, tail first, treats will be provided, cuddles mandatory.

This dog person mug posts the social policy with total clarity. Humans: six feet minimum. Dogs: zero feet, come here right now.

Who this is for:

• The dog person whose social battery only charges via paws
• The gift for the friend who greets the dog before the owner
• Anyone needing a keep your distance unless dog mug as policy
• The selective. Correctly. Woof.

Made for the park benches and porch mornings. The strangers get a nod. Their dogs get a full welcome ceremony.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Humans: distant. Dogs: welcome. Priorities: correct.