Patience Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Patience: currently unavailable, try again later, leave a message at the tone, and do not expect a callback today.

This patience mug posts the out-of-office on the virtue everyone keeps requesting. The wait for the wait is indefinite. She'll circle back never.

Who this is for:

• The woman whose patience has officially clocked out
• The gag gift for the coworker on thin ice with the universe
• Anyone needing a patience unavailable mug for the authentic mornings
• The done waiting. On anything.

Made for the lines, the holds, the third follow-up email, and the repeated explanations. Patience is a virtue. The virtue is on sabbatical.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Patience: out. Return date: TBD. Coffee: in.