I'm A Nightmare Before Coffee Mug

Fair warning, printed and legally binding: she's a nightmare before coffee. Approach after the first cup or accept the consequences.

This not a morning person mug posts the disclaimer where everyone can read it. The transformation is real, and it's brew-dependent.

Who this is for:

• The certified Not A Morning Person with the paperwork to prove it
• The gift from a spouse who has learned the hard way
• Anyone needing a nightmare before coffee mug as a public notice
• The morning menace. Reformed daily by roast.

Made for household safety. The mug in her hands is the all-clear signal. Empty mug, proceed with caution. Full mug, wait for the second half.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Before coffee: nightmare. After: delight. Timing: everything.