If I Were A Vegetable Ceramic Mug 15 oz

If I were a vegetable, I'd be a cute one. Probably a radish. Maybe an heirloom tomato. Something with personality and the audacity to be expensive at the farmers market.

This if I were a vegetable mug commits to the thought experiment with full confidence. The vegetable category has been selected. The standards remain high.

Who this is for:

• The woman who applies her standards to all hypotheticals including produce
• The fun gift for the friend who would absolutely be the most interesting vegetable
• Anyone needing an if I were a vegetable mug for the lighthearted mornings
• The cute vegetable. Hypothetically. Obviously.

Made for the mornings that need a little absurdity before anything serious happens. The vegetable has been chosen. She stands by it.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Vegetable: cute. Category: confirmed. Standards: produce-level high.