I Pretend Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz

I pretend the coffee is doing something, but I am still a bitch. The transparency is refreshing. The caffeine is doing its best. The personality has other plans.

This I pretend coffee mug skips the polite fiction and admits the whole truth. The mug is held, the coffee is consumed, the bitch remains fully operational.

Who this is for:

• The one whose morning person performance has fooled exactly nobody
• The gag gift for the friend whose mood predates the caffeine by hours
• Anyone needing an I pretend coffee mug for the honest mornings
• The caffeinated. And still. Unapologetically.

Made for the kitchens where the coffee ritual happens and the demeanor stays precisely where it was. The pretending is a courtesy. The bitch is a constant.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Coffee: pretending. Bitch: not. Balance: achieved.