I Don't Watch Crime Shows Mug 15 oz

I don't watch crime shows for fun. I watch them to learn. The distinction is important and the curriculum is comprehensive and the notes are detailed.

This I don't watch crime shows mug clarifies the purpose with full academic seriousness. The viewing is research. The research is ongoing. The knowledge base is expanding.

Who this is for:

• The true crime fan whose viewing is educational and she will defend that classification
• The gift for the friend whose crime show library constitutes a survival course
• Anyone needing an I don't watch crime shows mug for the researcher
• The student. Of crime. For reasons. Serious ones.

Made for the ones whose streaming history looks like a graduate program and whose conversations suggest she could solve several open cases. The research continues.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Crime shows: educational. Notes: detailed. Research: ongoing. Fun: not the point.