I Don't Speak Dipshit

I don't speak dipshit. The language was offered, the enrollment was declined, and the communication gap persists for excellent reasons.

This I don't speak dipshit mug posts the language policy publicly. The vocabulary isn't available in that dialect. She's not bilingual in this particular way.

Who this is for:

• The woman done translating nonsense into patience
• The gag gift for the friend with a very selective communication policy
• Anyone needing an I don't speak dipshit mug for the desk
• The fluent. In other things. Not this.

Made for the conversations that required a phrase she didn't have. Now she has the mug. It handles the response for her.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Language: declined. Response: this mug. Communication: resolved.