I Don't Expect Everything To Be Handed To Me Ceramic Mug 15 oz

I don't expect everything to be handed to me. Just the important stuff, with a bow, before noon, while it's still warm. The bar is reasonable.

This don't expect everything mug calibrates the expectations honestly. She's not asking for everything. Just the specific things. On time.

Who this is for:

• The woman with very targeted expectations and no apology for them
• The gag gift for the friend who is specific about her wants and clear about her needs
• Anyone needing an I don't expect everything handed to me mug for the desk
• The reasonable. Selectively. With a bow.

Made for the mornings before the negotiations begin. The expectations are posted. The bow is requested. The rest is flexible.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Everything: not required. Important stuff: yes. Bow: preferred.