Don’t Be A Hippo-Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Don't be a hippo-twatamus. Or a twatwaffle. Or a cuntasaurous. The full taxonomy of people to avoid becoming, in one educational mug.

This hippo-twatamus mug delivers the field guide with zero apologies. The species are real, the warning is loving, and the vocabulary is elite.

Who this is for:

• The potty-mouthed bestie with a linguistics degree in profanity
• The gag gift that makes the whole party wheeze
• Anyone needing a hippo-twatamus mug for the bold shelf
• The classy. With a filthy dictionary.

Made for the friends who curse creatively and love loyally. The words are unprintable elsewhere. Here, they're the whole point.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Species: identified. Advice: heeded. Laughter: guaranteed.