Dead Tired Fueled By Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz

The tank reads empty. The engine runs anyway. Dead tired, fueled by coffee, and somehow still outworking everyone in the room.

This fueled by coffee mug credits the power source honestly. Sleep is a rumor. Coffee is a fact. The work gets done regardless.

Who this is for:

• The exhausted overachiever running on beans and spite
• The gift for the new parent, night shifter, or perpetual grinder
• Anyone needing a fueled by coffee mug that tells it straight
• The engine. Empty. Running. Impressive, honestly.

Made for the double-shift days. The to-do list doesn't care about tired, and neither does a full fifteen ounces of high-octane motivation.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift they will actually use

Tank: empty. Fuel: coffee. Mileage: unbelievable.