Alcohol First Then Relatives Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Alcohol first, then relatives. The sequencing is critical, the order is non-negotiable, and the holiday survival strategy has been refined over many years of field research.

This alcohol first mug posts the pre-game plan as a public service. The relatives are incoming. The preparation is in progress.

Who this is for:

• The woman whose family gatherings require a very specific warm-up routine
• The holiday gift that earns the biggest laugh from the right people
• Anyone needing an alcohol first then relatives mug for Thanksgiving prep
• The strategically fortified. Before the relatives. Always.

Made for the holidays and the family events and the reunions that require a buffer. The alcohol goes first. The relatives go second. The order has been peer-reviewed.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Alcohol: first. Relatives: second. Survival: achieved.