{"product_id":"your-farts-stink-mug","title":"Your Farts Stink Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour farts stink. There. Someone finally said it, printed it, and handed it over with love and a functioning nose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis your farts stink mug delivers the household truth nobody else would commit to ceramic. Romance is honesty. Honesty is this.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho this is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe spouse whose silent crimes are no longer silent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe anniversary or Valentine's gag gift with a paper trail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone needing a your farts stink mug to settle the debate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe accused. Guilty. Beloved anyway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for the marriage that survives on brutal honesty and open windows. The love is unconditional. The air quality is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a gift they will actually use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eVerdict: stinky. Love: intact. Windows: open.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Peachy Sunday","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":48678339674286,"sku":"1032-9816-91546828-47456","price":21.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/0678\/5198\/files\/your-farts-stink-mug-drinkware-white-one-size-customcat-t-shirt-20791663362206.jpg?v=1785710715","url":"https:\/\/velverafashion.com\/products\/your-farts-stink-mug","provider":"Velvera Fashion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}