Your Farts Stink Mug

Your farts stink. There. Someone finally said it, printed it, and handed it over with love and a functioning nose.

This your farts stink mug delivers the household truth nobody else would commit to ceramic. Romance is honesty. Honesty is this.

Who this is for:

• The spouse whose silent crimes are no longer silent
• The anniversary or Valentine's gag gift with a paper trail
• Anyone needing a your farts stink mug to settle the debate
• The accused. Guilty. Beloved anyway.

Made for the marriage that survives on brutal honesty and open windows. The love is unconditional. The air quality is not.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift they will actually use

Verdict: stinky. Love: intact. Windows: open.