You Better Run And Hide Ceramic Mug 15 oz

You better run and hide. The warning is on the mug, the mug is in her hand, and the window to comply is closing quickly.

This you better run and hide mug posts the advisory before the situation escalates. The energy today is not for the unprepared.

Who this is for:

• The formidable woman whose mood precedes her by a room
• The gag gift for the friend who gives exactly one warning
• Anyone needing a you better run and hide mug for the dramatic mornings
• The warned. If smart. Already moving.

Made for the mornings that earned the declaration. She's not unreasonable. She's just very clear about the situation and its trajectory.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Warning: posted. Window: closing. Coffee: her side.