Plant Killers Club Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Plant Killers Club: official member. The succulents were supposed to be unkillable. They were wrong. Moment of silence for the fallen ferns.

This plant killers club mug owns the black thumb with dignity. The intentions were pure, the watering schedule was chaos, and the memorial shelf grows.

Who this is for:

• The loving plant parent whose plants keep filing complaints
• The gag gift for the friend on her fifth replacement pothos
• Anyone needing a plant killers club mug and community
• The member. Grieving. Buying another anyway.

Made for the optimists who keep trying. The nursery knows her by name, the plants know her by reputation, and hope springs eternal.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Club: joined. Plants: avenged. Hope: replanted.