I'm Not A Short Person Ceramic Mug 15 oz

I'm not a short person. I'm fun-sized and concentrated awesomeness in a compact and efficient format. The dimensions are intentional. The energy is not.

This I'm not a short person mug reframes the height conversation with the authority it deserves. The package is small. The contents are full-sized and then some.

Who this is for:

• The fun-sized woman who has heard the tall comments and has developed excellent responses
• The gift for the friend who carries the biggest energy in the shortest frame
• Anyone needing an I'm not a short person mug for the shelf at exactly the right height
• The fun-sized. Concentrated. Formidable.

Made for the ones who don't need the height because the presence does all the work. Small package. Full delivery. No apologies.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Short: not the word. Fun-sized: accurate. Awesome: concentrated.