If It Requires Pants Or A Bra It's Not Happening Today Ceramic Mug 15 oz

If it requires pants or a bra, it's not happening today. The dress code is set, the RSVP is declined, and the couch has a reservation.

This no pants no bra mug announces the household policy. Comfort is the law, and the law is enforced from the sofa.

Who this is for:

• The homebody with a strict loungewear constitution
• The gift for the friend who cancels plans with pride
• Anyone needing a requires pants mug for the weekend uniform
• The comfortable. Committed. Unreachable by dress codes.

Made for the sacred stay-home days. The leggings count as pants only legally, the bra is in exile, and the coffee approves of everything.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Pants: declined. Plans: canceled. Comfort: absolute.