I Run A Pirate Ship Ceramic Mug 15 oz

I run a pirate ship. The crew is small, loud, and frequently shirtless. The treasure is snacks. Mutiny is attempted daily and always fails.

This I run a pirate ship mug describes household management with total accuracy. Tight ship? No. Pirate ship. There's a difference, and she lives it.

Who this is for:

• The captain of a crew that never signed the code of conduct
• The Mother's Day gift for the household's fearless commander
• Anyone needing an I run a pirate ship mug for the daily chaos
• The captain. Outnumbered. Still in charge. Mostly.

Made for the mornings that start with a raid on the pantry and end with treasure buried in the couch cushions. The ship sails on.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Ship: pirate. Crew: feral. Captain: caffeinated.