Eat A Bag Of D Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Eat a bag of d*cks. The message is clear, the delivery is direct, and the mug handles the communication so she doesn't have to say it out loud in polite company.

This eat a bag mug posts the sentiment with full commitment and zero editorial softening. Some days require this exact vocabulary.

Who this is for:

• The woman whose patience has exited the building entirely
• The gag gift for the friend who has earned the right to this message
• Anyone needing an eat a bag mug for the completely depleted mornings
• The done. Thoroughly. This level of done.

Made for the situations that required the full vocabulary. The mug says it. She sips it. The message is received.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Message: sent. Bag: specified. Patience: fully depleted.