90% Of Being Married Ceramic Mug 15 oz

90% of being married is asking each other what's for dinner and hollering things from other rooms. The last 10% is finding his keys.

This 90 percent of marriage mug does the math on matrimony honestly. The romance is real. It just sounds like WHAT? from the kitchen.

Who this is for:

• The married couple fluent in cross-house communication
• The anniversary or wedding shower gift that predicts the future
• Anyone needing a 90 percent of being married mug for the truth
• The spouses. Hollering. Happily.

Made for the marriages built on love, snacks, and repeating yourself. The percentages check out and the mug holds the coffee for both shifts.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Math: verified. Marriage: loud. Love: certain.